Category Archives: Comedy

What Is the Perfect Man?

Perfect man made out of milk chocolate with a muscular body and wearing white boxers decorated with red heartsInspired by this Valentine’s Day Perfect Man immortalized in premium milk chocolate, I decided to search for an answer to the complex question that it brought to mind. Is the ideal man sweet and decadently rich with a muscular chest and big biceps?

Yes and no, according to the results of the 2019 Ideal Partner Global Survey, Continue reading What Is the Perfect Man?

12 Gifts for a Cheating Ex 2024 (Vol. 8)

I have more outrageous gifts for you in this, the eighth year I have done my Xmas Gifts for an Unfaithful Ex blog. If you’d like more ideas in the same vein as these gifts for 2024, take a look at my 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023 lists. Up to and including this year’s blog, I have presented a total of 96 items for your fun and edification. They will be the focus of my third book, coming out next year, organized into various useful categories. The female form and the male form will have their own separate chapters. Continue reading 12 Gifts for a Cheating Ex 2024 (Vol. 8)

How Humor Boosts Confidence

Monty Python crew on stage at the O2 Arena in London in 2014. Eduardo Unda-Sanzana, Wikimedia Commons
The Pythons at the O2 Arena in London in 2014. I was in the audience. Photo by Eduardo Unda-Sanzana, Wikimedia Commons

Unattractive. Old. Not enough. How many of us have felt like that? I certainly have. Finding out the man I’d believed to be my soul mate and partner for life was in love with a girl almost the same age as our son shattered my confidence. Continue reading How Humor Boosts Confidence

Christmas Gifts for an Unfaithful Ex 2022

This year’s gifts are hypocritical, vulgar, inconsistent with my mission message and politically incorrect. But as I once heard Love Without End author Glenda Green say, “politically correct” is always political and rarely correct. Yes, I know that the mantra of my comic self-help book, Adulterer’s Wife: How to Thrive Whether You Stay or Not, is that the best revenge is to get past the need for it, but at least for my annual Christmas gift list, humor trumps platitudes. Continue reading Christmas Gifts for an Unfaithful Ex 2022

12 Christmas Gifts for a Cheating Ex

I’m being horribly hypocritical writing this list of 12 gifts to mock the man in your life who has let you down. The mantra of my book, Adulterer’s Wife: How to Thrive Whether You Stay or Not is that revenge is not sweet and the best revenge is to get past the need for it. But I’m not recommending smashing his prized Ming vase or shooting him in the nuts—just some gently sardonic humor at his expense. If you want more ideas, take a look at my 20182019202020212022 and 2023 lists. Some of them even include a new feature—links to any items that are readily available. Continue reading 12 Christmas Gifts for a Cheating Ex